If I were a month, I'd be: June
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Saturday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: 5 p.m.
If I were a planet, I'd be: Earth
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: a Manta Ray
If I were a direction, I'd be: South
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: a Bed
If I were a sin, I'd be: Lust
If I were a historical figure, I'd be: Elvis
If I were a liquid, I'd be: Water
If I were a tree, I'd be: a Palm Tree
If I were a bird, I'd be: a Hummingbird
If I were a tool, I'd be: Stud Finder, hahaha!
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: an Orchid
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: Hot, Hazy and Humid
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: the Loch Ness Monster
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: a Piano
If I were an animal, I'd be: a Butterfly
If I were a color, I'd be: Gold
If I were an emotion, I'd be: Uncertainty
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: a Cucumber
If I were a sound, I'd be: Laughter
If I were an element, I'd be: Water
If I were a car, I'd be: a Stretch Limo
If I were a song, I'd be: Grieg - Peer Gynt Suite
If I were a movie, I'd be: Boondock Saints
If I were a book, I'd be: Written On The Body
If I were a food, I'd be: Chocolate
If I were a place, I'd be: the Beach
If I were a material, I'd be: Satin
If I were a taste, I'd be: Sweet
If I were a scent, I'd be: Lily of the Valley
If I were a religion, I'd be: Agnostism
If I were a word, I'd be: Scandelous
If I were an object, I'd be: a Telephone
If I were a body part, I'd be: the Eyes
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: a Toothy Grin
If I were a subject in school, I'd be: English
If I were a cartoon character, I'd be: Smurfette
If I were a shape, I'd be a: Star
If I were a number, I'd be: 3