I would like to document my strange dream last night. I was one of the two finalists for The Bachelor but it was such a surprising shock that I'd made it that far, so I hadn't packed a fancy dress to wear when Andrew Firestone proposed to me. I was panicking and trying on all of these unappropriate clothes while trying to put together something half decent. If this wasn't bizarre enough, the members of Sloan and a midget were running around naked. Interpretation anyone?