Sexpot.

So one of Kelly's old boyfriend's friends has a crush on me. Close your eyes and picture this. He goes by the name of Sumo. He's about 34 years old. I once saw him in 3/4 length sleeves. He's engaged right now, but calling off the wedding. He tells me that he wants to be a husband, be a father, and start a family. And then follows me home and gives me his number. Let's start here. You will never ever ever pick up a girl if you have a fiancee. (Oh drat, there goes that theory, remember the guy from last year? Drat. I disproved my own theory.) Let's try this again. You will never ever ever pick up a girl if you a male wearing 3/4 length sleeves. (Much better!) It is not in your best interests to introduce yourself to a girl that you're attracted to as 'Sumo'. Try for something sexy next time. Last and foremost, do not mention your desire to have babies in the near future.