Had a lovely evening with Jon... We had all of these plans but after we had dinner we just made out for the whole night. Sorry, I needed that after last weekend! I'm heading up to The Gonq with him tomorrow. (Yes, I named it that myself. Could you tell?) This good be the end of a perfectly fine relationship. There is no road to his house. Who doesn't have a road? Do I LOOK like a bushman to you? He told me to pack my raingear. Raingear? By raingear do you mean my designer umbrella? So I went to the LCBO and bought a ton of beer, I figure you can't feel the mosquitoes if you're trashed. You also should not operate a boat if you're trashed, hmm... By the way, y'know how people go portaging? What the bejeez is a portage? I tried to warn him... I excel only at indoor sports. Wish me luck.
I'll Just Keep On Dreaming
"Come to the edge."
"We can't. We're afraid!"
"Come to the edge."
"We can't. We'll fall!"
"Come to the edge."
And they came.
And he pushed them.
And they flew.
-Guillaume Apollinaire

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