Bling Bling

So, I'm using that Crest Whitening stuff on my teeth. It was on sale, and lord knows I'll try anything once. You just brush your teeth, dry them (yah, that's weird) and then brush this stuff on. But your lips can't touch your teeth for a minute afterwards so I have one minute, twice a day, where I get to do this really sexy snarl slash retarded look. I want my teeth to glow in the dark, that would be cool.