It's gonna be a good summer...

Oh so much happened in one day... It can be divided into two parts, day and night.

Part I- Day

First day of my new job, selling fine chocolates in Markham. Cool, all I can eat and I'm getting paid 10$ an hour to be around chocolate. However, creepy coworker... Ugh. He was this 18 year old Persian who entertained me with stories of his jail time, his participation in gang wars and other such battles, all the while scratching his crotch due to some sort of crotch rot. When he ran out of thugging stories, he started listing off his friends that he wanted to set me up with, and made dates for the next two months with me. Made an ridiculous amount of attempts to grope me and questioned me about my sexual history. ('Has anybody ever cummed on your titties?') Yah, charming. The youth of today. So I just put up with it after telling him all about my serious boyfriend slash fiance and called my new boss that night and quit. You couldn't pay me enough!

Part II- Night

Although exhausted from being on my feet for eight and a half hours, when I found out that the firefighter was going up to Barrie, I called Kelly up and confirmed that yes, we no longer had an option and were going up to Barrie. We braved the torrential rains, had some really embarassing incidences in front of the guys' house and went in to start drinking with them. Kelly felt the need to catch up to their drunkeness so we had the mickey in one drink each. Strong! We headed out to the bar but no one really wanted to drive or pay for a cab, so seven of us piled in Kevin's two-door Mustang, and left the rest of the guys to figure things out for themselves. After Eric's drunken hilarity ('If we get pulled over by the cops right now, my name is Waikiki... Or Jamal.'), we start pulling into the parking lot where there's two black guys crossing the road. With the windows open, Eric starts yelling 'WATCH OUT FOR THE BROTHERS! CAREFUL JAMAL!'. Hysterical... I spent the ride on my guys lap, who I called My-Seat for the rest of the night. The Roxxx was tons of fun, I really like that bar despite the horrible DJ, and more of the guys showed up. We got relatively drunk, and matters weren't helped when I claimed one of the guys' cigars and proceeded to smoke almost all of it. Yum. Ended up getting cozy with My-Seat (couldn't remember the boy's name) and headed back to the house. Kelly had some adventures with Mc D's and Eric and I... LOL, I honestly don't know what I was doing. So anyways, I've got a crush. On My-Seat. Real name Steve. Dimples, gorgeous eyes, so cute, so sweet... Yah. We'll see how that goes. Apparently we have a date this week. Thanks, Kelly! Really, really shy. How cute is this though, he was just standing there smiling at me for a while so finally I asked him 'What are you smiling about?'. His answer? 'I'm smiling because you're smiling.' Say it all together now, AWWWW!!! Him and Kevin headed home and Alex disappeared after going home with some girl from the bar. After being evicted from Shane's bed by Kelly, I went upstairs and slept with Eric for a bit. Someone came into the room, I thought it was Kelly so I gave them the finger. A very entertained Mike started laughing at me and told me to come to his bed with him instead of suffering on the couch.