Welcome to my humble abode...

1:30am - Go to sleep after watching Braveheart. Not exactly a 'feel-good' movie. Very tired. Home alone as everyone has gone to the bar. Doped up on Tylenol 3's. Must sleep.
3:00am - Phone rings. It's a boy in the lobby. 'Carol?' 'She's not home, who is this?' 'It's Pete' *Click* I hang up, as I have no clue who Pete is, and also as I'm sound asleep. Will not buzz boys into building unless I know who they are.
3:01am-3:30am - Phone rings non-stop. Want to take portable phone out of room but do not have the energy. Vow to do it next time it rings. I mean, they couldn't call more than thirty times could they?!
3:20am - Check messages. Twelve new messages. 'Hi, it's Pete. I think I scared off your roommate.' Wondering if this Pete character is a creep she picked up at the bar. Getting annoyed, cranky and awake as the phone keeps ringing.
3:30am - Phone rings again. I answer it in a fit of rage. Turns out Pete is our facil from last year, in ACACIA, who ran into Carol at the bar. Carol had invited him back. Bear in mind, Carol is not home yet. He begs me to let him in as it is freezing cold outside.
3:31am - Throw on some pants. Try to control hair. Put on makeup? No, no time.
3:35am - Pete comes in with quite cute friend. Explain that Carol is not home. Explain that I did not answer as I was attempting to sleep. Pete is very apologetic. Pete makes fun of me for being old and not going out. Explain frostbite situation. Pete makes fun of me for being an idiot.
3:50am - I decide to call Kelly's phone to locate the girls as I want to go back to sleep but feel the need to entertain. They are at a Sigma Alpha Mu house downtown Ottawa and don't know when they'll be returning.
3:55am - Pete is mad. Swears only to date older women as they're less complicated. I apologize for Carol. Pete leaves, still apologizing. I am now very awake.
4:00 am - Go on computer. Kelly is on MSN. She explains that a Theta Gamma is about to pick them up, could I catch Pete before he leaves. NO! How to fall back asleep...?