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Saturday, May 17, 2003

Some nights I'm just plain old lucky. Went up to Barrie with Kelly and Brendan as mentioned. Got a hold of one of David's friends and called him. He was mad impressed that I was going up to Barrie, that's where he's from. Bonding ensues. End result: we're going out tonight. Beautiful. That would have been enough to cheer me up for the night, but no. I get to meet Kelly's gorgeous yet braindead ex at a pool hall and we head out to The Queens, small town bar. So we're waiting for her friends when we simultaneously claw each other and have a heart attack. Who should be at this bar but Ryan Smith. Smitty was one of the older hunks in high school that I drooled over every single day. We build our confidence and go for the kill. All goes well, too well. Unfortunately, we have to leave for another bar even though they try to convince us to stay longer. We give Smitty Kelly's cell number so that he can get a hold of us. He promises to call this week. This sends Kelly into a supersmiley tizzy. Next up was 55 Special, a certified cougar bar. Take tequila shots with Kelly's ex. Get picked up by men much older than my father. Yech. Spend a lot of time laughing with Brendan, he's hysterical. Kelly picks up a bouncer fresh off the boat from Australia and gives him her number. We leave and stop at a McDonald's on the side of the highway for late late night snacks. Who should be there but Dave. Dave was by far the best looking guy in residence at Carleton. Possibly the best looking guy in first year at Carleton. Balls to the wall, I get his phone number. He says I should call him the next time I'm in Barrie so that we can go out. Give Brendan my phone number on my way out the truck. VERY productive night!!