Alright here's an update on the last week or so.
-Went to Font Hill on Saturday afternoon for the wedding with Chris. He lives way out in the sticks, he really wasn't kidding! Had a good time, got to meet his zillion and two cousins and went to my first Catholic Mass. Basically I just copied whatever Chris was doing but I nearly lost it when that kneeling bench thing popped out of the pew and I was totally confused. I think I did okay with his parents, and the rest of his family for that matter. His cousin calls us on the fact that we're just friends. We leave late night and make out until the wee hours of the morning. We drove back to my place early Sunday morning.
-Picked up Carol Sunday afternoon and the three of us heading up to Ottawa. Poor Chris. Poor, poor Chris. It was four an a half hours of girl talk basically and pop music. Although he slept for most of the friggin' way! We got up there and went to Barrymore's. Jake, Derek, Joe and Saleem were there. Had some fun trying to get Jake to dance with the transvestite. No luck. I really really enjoyed Derek, he's a lot of fun and much to my delight, he can dance! However after a few hours Carol got bored with the music so...
-Off to OnTap! Things got sketchy here. I was basically a drunken whore, enough said, haha! I made out with like 3 or 4 guys there. There was Machmed (sp?) (Nick: Scary) who was cute but kept biting my shoulder incredibly hard. And then there was Wes (Nick: The Fat One) who was a totally awesome guy and we were having fun. And then Yusuf (Nick: ODB, Scary Friend, Creepy) who must have been like 35 at least and who bought me well over a dozen beers that he kept holding up to my face for me to chug. Needless to say I got wasted, things got sloppy. So I started handing out the beers he was buying me to the other guys I was dancing with and he wouldn't friggin' leave me alone. Arguements between the guys soon ensued with me making the rounds with all three of them and lord knows who else. Finally, at the end of the night, after handing out my number to all of those involved, Carol's Bad Nick (yes, as opposed to Good Nick) rescued me. (By the way, he's hot!!!). Then Carol and I got in a car with two random black guys that I thought were friends of Nick's but turned out to be strangers...
-Off to Timmy Ho's we went for some late late late night snacks. Amazingly the boys didn't rape or attack us and we made it back to where we were staying (Kelly's apartment) in one piece.
-So, as if I haven't caused enough chaos for one night, I call Joey. He comes over and well y'know... He is so unbelievably hot. I know you're all sick of me saying that but he is even more hot now. He cannot possibly get better looking. He has a friggin' fully defined SIX PACK. And don't get me started on his biceps... Or his pecs... I'm drooling just thinking about it. He left and then...
-I hear Carol retching. She proceeds to puke for a few hours while I pass out unconcious.
-The next day I'm woken up by a phone call. It's a guy, good news. It's a foreign guy with a strong accent, even better news. It's Yusuf. Horrible news. He proceeds to call me every two hours. I stand him up on dates, I explain that I live in Toronto. All to no avail. Carol finally wakes up and we decide to go out for a nice lunch. I get lost for 45 minutes after a street is closed because of the pouring rain. Maps get broken out.
-The guys that drove us start calling and Yusuf keeps calling to tell me how much he cares. Lordy. I drop Carol off at Nick's place, pick up Chris, get rid of Allie and Marnie, and then go to the Chili Peppers concert. I lose my favorite earring here.
-We're right up against the bar in the front. Amazing concert. Bastard security guard is in front of me and doesn't allow cameras so pictures are taken top secret FBI papparazzi styles. I rock. Queens of the Stone Age were awesome live and the Peppers sounded better live than on the CD if that's possible. Flea was right in front of us and there were some awesome guitar solos. Also, during Queens of the Stone Age, Chad (Chili Peppers drummer) is standing a meter in front of us enjoying the show. For the record, Mars Volta sucked and so did the ugly topless girl with the body paint who was standing beside us.
-We head out of the concert and run into Brodie! With him unfortunately comes Allie and Marnie and we went to his illegally parked car to see Jon Jon and Brodie's much previously mentioned friend from Montreal. We head home where my headlights burn out right on the friggin' highway and I start panicking. On to Mc D's and then back to the apartment. Y'all should know the drill by now...
-I call Joey up. We head out to the airport to... bond. Haha! We ran over a spitting animal with his car, hahahaha! See if you can figure that one out. He looks so so so amazing. It really sucked to say goodbye to him because I don't know when I'm going up there next. I can't get over him, he's just too gorgeous and he's mine. MINE! MINE! Sorry, I enjoy that. So he left and I went and moped on Chris for a while and then we passed out. To be woken up by, wild guess here...
-YUSUF! It turns out that good ol' Yusuf is in love with me. Go figure. Chris and I pack up really fast, go and pick up Carol, and head off in the pouring rain. First stop was in Gananoque and then we stop in Port Hope to drop something off for my cousins at their private school. We get incredibly lost and end up with a janitor breaking into their room for us. Drop Carol off in Toronto, drop Chris off in Richmond Hill, and make it home after a six and a half hour drive. Lordy. By this point I'm exhausted, bear in mind my romp with Joey in the wee hours of the morning so when I come online and JJ's online, I decide to go over there.
-We head out to the movies, Joey had told me that 'Identity' was good (it was really nothing special) and then back to his place. Yusuf calls frequently while I patiently explain that I do not live in Ottawa. He text messages me declaring his undying love and offers to come to Toronto, whenever I want. Wes (The Fat One) calls also, he's cool about it. After talking for a while he finally works up the nerve to kiss me (he's a shy one) and we end up making out until about 4am. I head out, get lost on the way home by taking the DVP South instead of North, I swear the signs were messed up! So I take Yonge all the way home with takes an extra hour, get home past 5am where my mother is waiting up for me, paranoid. Smooth things over with her and then pass out.
-Spend all of Wednesday recovering from my weekend. Go to Hillcrest Mall with Kelly to get away from my parents nagging me to get a job. Yusuf calls continously declaring his love and how much he misses me. Ethien (Nick: Tony, E.T., Frenchy) calls to tell me that his life is boring without me and how much he misses me. Lordy.
-Thursday I spend the day trying to make plans with Linz. I call David's friend to leave a message for David and drop the phone at the end. Battery falls out. Do not know if message went through. Am paranoid that psychotic swearing got left on the machine. We finally head down to JJ's at night, watch 'Trainspotting' there. Get helluva confused about TV monitors. Diagrams are of no assistance. Linz and I go hysterical, JJ looks frightened. Yusuf calls to ask if I will be in Ottawa tomorrow. Try patiently to explain. We head out in the morning.
-Wake up to a phone call from Yusuf. He wants to talk. He has left about 30 messages on my cell phone. Finally flip and tell him that he's creepy and that I shall never ever ever return again to Ottawa as long as I shall live. He asks me if I'll be there next week. He asks me if he can come to Toronto next week. Patience is wearing thin. I am still trying to figure out what language he speaks with the thought that perhaps I will have better luck in his native tongue. I go over to Linz's for a "job interview" to get away from my parents. And now back at home. My cousins should be here any minute, they're here for the weekend.
-Heading out to Barrie tonight with Kelly. Either that, or going to the Sean Paul and Snow concert with my cousins, because it turns out they went to school with Sean Paul. Yes, my cousins know Sean Paul and I do not, what is wrong with this?! Tomorrow, going shopping on Queen Street with my cousins. Hopefully heading out to Guvernment with David and Carol at night. Hopefully see JJ at some point on the weekend and Omar too. Must try to get rid of Yusuf.