Halt das Vogel!!! (That means "stop that bird" to all you non-Germans out in the audience) I'm curious to see what this place is going to be like for Halloween tonight! There's going to be a party in my suite, of course, and a bunch of parties after that. Woo hoo! I haven't really been in the Halloween spirit since I stopped trick-or-treating though. I'm heading home this weekend, should be good! I don't really know what to say, so here's a joke that I like:


A distraught young woman decides to throw herself into the ocean.


At the docks, a young sailor notices her tears, takes pity on her, and says, "Hey, you've got a lot to live for. All you need is a new start. I'm off to Europe in the morning and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving closer he slips his arm around her shoulders and adds, "I'll keep you happy and you'll keep me happy." She agrees and the sailor brings her aboard that night and hides her in a lifeboat. Every night he brings her 3 sandwiches and a piece of fruit and they make passionate love until dawn. 3 weeks later, during a routine search, she is discovered by the ships captain.


"What are you doing here?" the captain asks.


"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors" she explains. "Hes taking me to Europe and he's screwing me."


"He sure is lady" says the captain. "This is the Staten Island ferry."