Halt das Vogel!!! (That means "stop that bird" to all you non-Germans out in the audience) I'm curious to see what this place is going to be like for Halloween tonight! There's going to be a party in my suite, of course, and a bunch of parties after that. Woo hoo! I haven't really been in the Halloween spirit since I stopped trick-or-treating though. I'm heading home this weekend, should be good! I don't really know what to say, so here's a joke that I like:


A distraught young woman decides to throw herself into the ocean.


At the docks, a young sailor notices her tears, takes pity on her, and says, "Hey, you've got a lot to live for. All you need is a new start. I'm off to Europe in the morning and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving closer he slips his arm around her shoulders and adds, "I'll keep you happy and you'll keep me happy." She agrees and the sailor brings her aboard that night and hides her in a lifeboat. Every night he brings her 3 sandwiches and a piece of fruit and they make passionate love until dawn. 3 weeks later, during a routine search, she is discovered by the ships captain.


"What are you doing here?" the captain asks.


"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors" she explains. "Hes taking me to Europe and he's screwing me."


"He sure is lady" says the captain. "This is the Staten Island ferry."

I see: a blue glittery dildo and wonder who put it in my room

I need: a hug

I want: sex

I have: king tao chicken with steamed rice in my fridge

I wish: my leg wasn't asleep

I love: my other leg that chose to stay awake

I hate: waiting for the friggin' phone to ring

I miss: Linz and orange chicken with fried rice

I fear: falling out of my bed at night, it's way up there

I feel: like chicken tonight

I hear: the Primative Radio Gods and the mellowing hum of the heater

I smell: king tao chicken with steamed rice and Givenchy perfume

I crave: see "I want"

I search: for the answer to this Economics problem, begeez!

I wonder: who designed this building in which the windows do not open

I regret: ... ask me when I'm dead



When was the last time I ...

Smiled?: When I saw the suite's dildo on my chair

Laughed?: 10 minutes ago, I left a stupid mesage because I thought I'd have the option to delete it when I was done but noooo...

Cried?: Last time I was home and Joshy hugged me

Bought something?: Hmm... I've been behaving myself actually. Oh, cover charge at the club on Saturday.

Danced?: More like grinded... See answer above... Ooh that was a drunken night, note I did not purchase drinks.

Were sarcastic?: Moi? Sarcastique? Mais, jamais!

Kissed someone?: In the wee hours this morning... Good kiss too...

Talked to an ex?: Last night

Watched your favorite movie?: A couple of months. That reminds me to steal it from Josh this weekend.

Had a nightmare?: Saturday night, hahahaha!



Favorite...

Number: 3

Color: wine

Place: under my desk or London, England

State: so far, California

Country: Linz, Europe is not a country! LOL! I'd say England.

Book: Bridget Jones' Diary, it's me in ten years!

Game: foreplay, definately, hahaha

Drink: water

Pop: nothing really... Diet gingerale.

Drug: Tylenol 3, miracle drug.

Movie: Boondock Saints or Memento. The weird ones.

Store: the jewelery store at Rideau. Club Monaco too.

Person: my grandmother or my mother

CD: anything with 'Vamos a la Playa' on it, right Linz?

Band/Singer : Weezer, Blur, Bowery Electric, Elvis Presley...

Internet activity: E-mail, Icq, Blogger, www.popcap.com, and makeout



Do You...

Cut Yourself: Only accidentally nowadays

Take meds you shouldn't: Tylenol 3, I guess?

Pick your nose: "Haha, it would appear" <--- what does this mean Linz?!

Lick urself: Oh yeah, all the time.

Whine a lot: I try not to, but it's FRIGGIN' cold!!!

Yell a lot: Never

Hate a lot of people: Nope, none so far

Have too many friends: Can never have enough!

Want to die: Not at the moment

Go to church: Only in spirit! That was the stupidest thing I could have said.

Love school: Love is a bit strong, let's call it enjoy.

Have a bf/gf: Don't get me started unless you have all day. Let's say "perhaps".

Have sex: Nope, I'm like a nun or something.

Wear dark colors: I'm wearing all black, so I'll go for yes.

Try to be different: It comes naturally.

Have any piercings: Just a few. More to come?

Break bones a lot: No, I broke my toe once. I went to kick my sister and missed. I do bruise a lot though.

Watch porn: Porn night is every Thursday here.

Dye your hair: Remember the blue incident? I've learned my lesson.

Shave strange places: What do you consider strange...?

Sweet talk people: Daily. The first step is admitting it!



Have you ever...

Kissed someone: I should hope so! That would be so sad!

Had sex: Depends who's reading this.

Frenched someone: Oui, oui!

Given oral sex: *Looking around innocently...*

Attempted suicide: Not successfully!

Killed someone: How did you find out?!

Been raped: Nuh-uh!

Masturbated: "Ok seriously, who hasn't?" <--- hahaha good answer Linz! Well, I haven't! LOL!

Shopped for condoms: Nope, guy's job!

Smoked: Cigarettes, never!

Gotten Drunk: Every weekend here.

Worn rainbow: Rainbow rocks and don't you forget it!

Talked on the phone for over 3 hours: Yep, many a time. It's a girl thing.

Left the country: Thankfully.

Had a party with over 30 people: Every weekend here!

Taken nude pictures: Nah, I'm afraid where they might end up!

Taped yourself having sex: Ditto!

Stolen something: I had the klepto faze.

Broken a bone: My poor little toes.

Ran away from home: Nah, I'd never survive.

Burned yourself: Not on purpose, remember when my finger was on fire at the concert?! LMAO!

Caught something on fire: The bonfire in my room rocked.

Made out in the movies: Oh, the memories...

Done *stuff* in the movies: ARIEL!!!!! Omg, hahahaha!

Cheated on someone: Only once... bad idea!

Wanted to cheat on someone: Been tempted, but don't want to.

Fell in love online: Learned from Bruce... I had a huge thing with a 19 year old when I was like 13, we were meant to be. Oh, Jim!

Asked someone out: Yep, girl power!

Been dumped: I prefer to say "ditched" or how about "used"?

Dumped someone: Poor, poor, Joshy on our three-month anniversary.

Had a dream then the next day it happened: Not the next day, but when I was driving Carol home it was sooo freaky cuz I dreamed it exactly.

Watched porn: Not like a whole one. Bits and pieces.

Called a porn hotline: Is that kinda like a pyschic hotline? Hahaha, no.



Pick One:

Cat/Dog: Cat

White/Black: Black

Hot/Cold: Hot

Far/Near: Far

Water/Land: Water

Kiss/Sex: Hmm... depends if it's good! Kiss.

Online/Phone: Phone!

Beer/Book: Book

Novel/Poetry: Novel

Music/Silence: Music, good music though!



Dream Mate...

Short/Long Hair: Short, not bald.

Tall/Short: Tall, not like giant type...

Preppy/Dorky/Druggie: Combo of everything

Freckles/No Freckles: Just a few

Hair Color: Dark. But blondes are hot too... Hmm... Hair's a plus.

Hat/No: No hat!!!!

Fat/Thin: Not honkin' but bigger than me!

Makeup/No Makeup: Well none on my dream mate, that's for sure!

Dressy/Casual: Both

Sex/Kisses: Sexy kisses.

Holding hands/Holding 'other body parts': holding hands



Well that was entertaining...

Ouch, I'm getting bad with this thing. Well , let's start off with the guy situation because that's always the most interesting. I'm still with Trevor, no commitment. (That being my choice). He's so awesome. I have a feeling that I've said that before. It's like he swallowed a Hallmark store, he just comes up with the sweetest lines. Um, I'm still seeing Rob on Saturdays in Gatineau. Hoops. Gotta stop that. I took Trevor there once and things ended up pretty messy. He just worships me though, he forgives me in a second. I went home for Thanksgiving, that was great to see everyone again. Yes, that includes Josh. Talk about messy. It gets to the point where we can't even look at each other because we just keep crying. It just feels so... right, so comfy... And he can kiss... Blah. So our status is see-you-at-Christmas. Moving on, school's going well. Spanish is great, math is not so hot, economics is going well and business is alright. A lot of assignments and midterms right now. I'm really PMS'y and blah right now so I'm going to find a guys room to crash in.