Highlights from Davezilla

People we can safely dislike Vol. II

-People under 25 who complain about how old they’re getting. You have my permission to beat them about the face and neck.
-Parents who refer to their children as their peeps.
-People who make crafts out of dried macaroni. It neither cute, nor clever. It’s lame and tacky. If it makes you happy, keep it hidden so I don’t step on it.
-Computer users who, after three years, still type entire URLs into search engines
-People who claim to be reincarnated from dragons, vampires, gryphons, unicorns, full-service gas station attendants or other mythical beings.
-People who wave at clowns. Please, don’t encourage them.
-The willfully ignorant
-Evil Santas