Seeing as how I woke up at Fry's at 7am, did an AMAZING walk of shame (ask for details!) then came back to find Derek half-naked in my bed with Kelly, Bender in Carol's bed, and Carol on the couch. I crawled up between Kelly and Derek and spooned with Derek for a few hours. ("Jenna, are you wearing any pants?" "No, are you?" "No.")

Well, I've actually been well-behaved for a change lately. Last night was the formal for our sorority, I went with Dexter as my date. It was amazing, great drunken time, in evening wear at that! I don't remember much of the end of the night, but I ended up passing out at Fry's. *Sigh!* Love life? Let's see, Fry and I are making out on a regular basis now. I have a date next week with Marko/Hugo, one of the frat boys... That's about it. Hmm... And there's always Dexy! Hehe! I'm so tired man... Ooh! Tuesday I'm going to see this DJ who I apparently met last night (whoops!) who's gorgeous from what everyone tells me. Carol, Kelly, Marion and I are going to the hockey game of this other guy, who Carol made out with and who's friends with the guy Kelly's dating. Should be fun, we were idiots at the last game we went to. Anyways, off to bed.

Alright so I'm talking to Mark today on MSN (the Jekyll/Hyde, cute/ugly one) and he tells me to add Gerry (the aforementioned makeout guy, who had been making out with the other girl) to my MSN because Gerry requested it. Which is strange. Gerry has my number and hasn't called but apparently I'm supposed to add him to my MSN. In some ways I miss this past summer where I had John and didn't have to think too hard to understand men.

"I'm terrified. I am never having sex again. A post bar hookup? Forget it. Too risky. Never mind diseases, but what if they guy turns out to be some sort of psycho who ties women up and then disembowels them and weaves vests out of their intestines?"
Hehhehehe....

I have this song in my head, y'know the one "The best things in life are free, dun dun dun dun". Y'all know what I'm talkin' about! Let's see here. Went home for the weekend and didn't really do much. Had a shitty drive to Newmarket cuz I ran into a blizzard and freezing rain and then there was this huge tractor trailer accident with dead people and stuff. No fun! Then Saturday I went shopping with Mommsy and headed out Sunday afternoon. Been quite well-behaved since I came back, Carol's been complaining that I'm not going to the bar with her. I did however go over to Fry's in the middle of the night and had an awesome time. We just sat around and talked and laughed for hours. Then everything came to a grinding halt when I found women's panties under his pillow. Oh, Fry! Kitten is same as always, it pounced on my back yesterday when I was naked just out of the shower and it just slid down my back so I've got really bad scratches now. Sexy! Plans for this week are to get a lot of work done. Thursday night will be Inferno for the TKE pledge pub and Friday Le Pub En Ville and prolly The Cabin or OnTap. Then I'm gone Saturday night to a sorority thingie. Those are my plans, please work around them.

Another great night... Actually, I had a great time by the end. Went to The Bulldog, where the sorority pledge were having a Mardi Gras pub night. For this reason, there were about five guys for every girl. One of my guys was working and was supplying me with beer, it was lovely, not to mention the Mardi Gras beads. Got involved in some sort of Coors Light promo that had me eating like 10ft. of licorice from Shane's crotch at record breaking speed. Who says the bars are getting boring? Mark is furious at me. I sorta ignored him yet again (the first time being the house party). I'm sorry, he looks COMPLETELY different from when I first met him and I'm not attracted to him at all anymore. Sorry! Saurov was there too, spent the night hitting on him and Dexter. Hehe! Omar always told me the brown guys were best! Carl was there but left early, I was just starting to talk to him but one of the girls dragged me away. Drat! Then... We all knew this part was coming... I met a boy. *Insert ominous music here* His name's Gerry, he's the president of one of the Ottawa U frats. Cute and amazing dimples, yadda yadda yadda. Unfortunately, I had seen him making out with another girl earlier in the evening, who the boys told me was his girlfriend. However, when he offered me a drink and gave his credit card to the bartender... He told me he was getting me drunk, and I gladly complied. He says the girl is definately not his girlfriend, how much better I was, and how he was trying to get rid of her. I don't know personally, more than a few guys said it was his girlfriend. But she watched us as we started making out and didn't do a thing. Mildly confusing. Played hard to get for a change, he's supposed to call me Monday night when I get home. We shall see! Waited for Fry to get off work, went to ESD, then went to his place with Kelly and Carol. There were other people there, hilarity. Poor, poor planning though on Fry's part! Oh, I'm going home this weekend. Do you realize that I just called both places home in one entry? Well, I gotta go and start packing. OOHHH, and Joey quit the bar that he worked at, so I will no longer make a drunken fool of myself, haha!

Highlights from Davezilla

People we can safely dislike Vol. II

-People under 25 who complain about how old they’re getting. You have my permission to beat them about the face and neck.
-Parents who refer to their children as their peeps.
-People who make crafts out of dried macaroni. It neither cute, nor clever. It’s lame and tacky. If it makes you happy, keep it hidden so I don’t step on it.
-Computer users who, after three years, still type entire URLs into search engines
-People who claim to be reincarnated from dragons, vampires, gryphons, unicorns, full-service gas station attendants or other mythical beings.
-People who wave at clowns. Please, don’t encourage them.
-The willfully ignorant
-Evil Santas

Linz, remember that birthday when you got a Mc Donald's french fry maker and everyone was so excited until we found out that it didn't make actual french fries, you just stuffed a slice of bread in and it made bread fingers? The good ol' days.

whatever this madness is in me spinning like a top
on a bed of anxiety over a deep dark drop
down into nothingness
into withoutyouness

I'm hopeless. Just hopeless. So Joey, who's been cut for the past month, called. And he came over. And we didn't do much talking. Argh. Why oh why do I have no self-control?!?! I talked to Mark too, he's giving me a call today. Seems like a great guy...

For the record, this cat is not into the hat.

NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO.... I had just finished this entry and then the cat walked across the keyboard and lost everything. Grr... Anyways, short version now. Carol made out with one of the frat boys and kissed Kenji, the Japanese bartender that her and I are obsessed with. There's gorgeous and then there's Kenji. I'm not into Asian guys per se, but this guy is a thing of beauty. He could not get any hotter. Lovely! So we pull up to the apartment and Carol starts puking. Carry her upstairs and she passes out. As if returning home at 3am wasn't late enough for Kelly and I, we call up some boys and end up walking to the TKE frat house for more drinking. Hilarity ensues (Kelly: 'Is Derek inside?' Random boy: 'Honey, I'm Derico!'). Chris came home with us. Slept most of Sunday, getting up for dinner and sorority meeting. So amazing to have the luxury to do this now that midterms are done! Mark, the guy that I liked from the bar, left a message for me Sunday night so now I'm all happy. Carol says he looks like the guy from Canadian Idol and I'm ready to kill her, lol! Call him tonight to make out or something, haha! Ummm... What else? Oh big news, Carol and I bought a kitten from the Humane Society on Thursday. It's a black fuzzy one, and only 11 weeks old. I'm in love. This thing is my life. Today we went out and bought it a pink rhinestone collar, and a Santa hat for Christmas. Aieyaya!

Last night lived up to the expectations. The wine and cheese was actually better than expected, the guys were all really nice, got to watch my roommate sing a song (haha, pledge!), and ate a ton of cheese. Free cheese, does it get any better than that. After that, Kelly, Carol and I rushed home to change (15 minutes, new record!) and headed out to meet the frat boys from the mixer at Inferno, as well as a bunch of the people from rez last year. Head a grrreat time! For some reason, this chick was walking around with free shots, so had like five of those, plus a few shots with Carol and our amazingly hot bartender, variety of rum and cokes and rye and gingers, and the some ever-famous tequila (duh duh duh!). Good times, especially since all of my money was in Carol's purse. So, for the night I only spent 15$ and that was basically cab and cover. Got two of the frat boys numbers... One I'm actually really interested in and will call him if he doesn't call me (PLUS, he has a tongue ring!), the other one's a nice guy but seems to hit on everything. Bah well, if he calls I'm always up for dinner or drinks. Sincerely. I haven't had anything to eat since the cheese last night. The starving University student thing is starting to sink in. Carol got wasted as well, ended up making out with one of the frat bo

Next time I do something stupid, please be reminded that I have moments of sanity. No one that went to the parties last night said they had a good time. I, on the other hand, had a great time with kitty and Jason movies. Plus, my apartment is now clean! Wow, I'm getting old! Went shopping today with Carol and Kelly and bought the cutest shirts at Anne-X to wear out tonight. Can't decide which one! Just about to head out to the mixer, doesn't sound too exciting but nice to meet the guys. I kind of look like a prostitute. Great! Inferno tonight should be awesome, stories to follow!