Alright, I got sidetracked from narrating the weekend. Dwayne is giving me and my friends free tickets to the 50 Cent and Jay-Z concert, which is cool. We ran into Kelly's boss at the bar, his name is Troy and he is quite possibly one the best looking guys I've ever met. He's dating one of the girls I went to high school with, a legend in her own right. Beautiful people. Kelly and I went over to his place with a few of his friends. Nice. There was the topless drunken model with the amazing body, the firefighter massaging me, the surfer with the amazing smile... Nice. Can I mention how I've never had a hot boss? Anyways, I'm not going into that night, cuz it's Kelly's story to tell, not mine. I don't want people reading other peoples business. Tried strip pool, never again! Strip poker yes, strip pool no. Ended up with the surfer for a while, good fun and gave my number to the firefighter. Who knows. And then there was Saturday... Went to a BBQ in Richmond Hill with John's friends. The guy who owned the house turned out to be a guy that Carol had made out with up in Ottawa and the look on her face was priceless. Or the silence after I said really loud "OH MY GOD". Especially since his girlfriend of four years was there. Hehe! I'm glad someone else is having my kind of luck. Went to The Guvernment at night with Kelly, Carol, John, and his hot brother Adam. It was pretty good, I don't think the other girls enjoyed themselves as much as I did, but that's because I was hanging off of John's lips all night. Good fun. Adam was absolutely awesome too. Gorgeous, well-dressed, well-spoken, highly intelligent, sense of humour and he dances. Carol and Kelly couldn't decide which one would get him so they called a truce and neither did. We had hilarities throughout the night and a guy wearing an open kimono with bushy chest hair hit on Adam. Hysterical. Kelly whispered to him "He's hitting on you." and he goes "No, I'm just being friendly!" Kelly had an itchy leg today and asked me what I thought it was, I told her it was gonorrhea. She said that wasn't possible as she's not getting any, but I told her that anything was possible after the guy in the kimono "He had an aura of STD's". And McDonald's drive-thru, I was crying I was laughing so hard. Great guys, both of them. I'm crazy about John though. I could really see myself with him. Just adorable and so sweet. He actually offered to go shoe shopping with Kelly and I today. Guys like this are one in a million!
I'll Just Keep On Dreaming
"Come to the edge."
"We can't. We're afraid!"
"Come to the edge."
"We can't. We'll fall!"
"Come to the edge."
And they came.
And he pushed them.
And they flew.
-Guillaume Apollinaire

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