In the past 48 hours, my "studying" has consisted of, among other things:

-An invitation to a threesome
-A comparison to deli meat (see above)
-Getting drunk twice
-Actually trying to booty call Rommel when drunk
-Laughing at a man with comic books at the bar
-Getting "the look" from a group of cougars
-Hours of convincing certain guys that I really and truly do not want to be a part of their threesome
-Getting Chris pissed off at me in our weekly duel
-Showering daily with a flashlight
-Watching a chick parachute in the park
-Annoying Chris with every twig in a 2 mile radius
-Commenting on every hideous dog walking through the park
-Flipping on suitemates for loud dance music
-Made Chris ecstatic by finding his song by the Toadies
-Pulling a Mary Tyler Moore and debating staying in Ottawa
-Realizing my resume has been deleted
-Convincing Sully that his future housemate is homosexual
-Getting Derek to try to pick up "Shoshanna", who was wearing jeans, knee high boots and a purple mesh dress
-Getting hyper off of sugar and Tylenol
-Discovering that Jake doesn't like to be poked
-Poking Jake repeatedly
-Rediscovered the addictive Dope Wars
-About 1 hour of studying for the three final exams that I have this week